b-orasca:

i suddenly had this overwhelming urge to just cut my ties off with everyone i know. maybe i’ll suddenly vanish into thin air, leaving a mystery behind. then maybe after a few years, i’ll come back.

i don’t know, to be honest.
i don’t really know anymore.

(via justtheprettylies)

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

(via hotboyproblems)

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

(Source: mintyboob, via imapartofallthativemet)

  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58
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