oksigh:

Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.

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ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

(Source: etferus, via harspoon)

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shitrichcollegekidssay:

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samanthasenses:

I just saw something on Facebook about a 13 yr old autistic girl being raped and getting pregnant. People are upset because the girls parents are making her carry the baby because the baby is innocent. Am I the…

because all rape victims want a living reminder of the person that forced them down and had sex with then against there will, guaranteed this prospective would be completely different if the girl was under the age of 12 👍 pro life my ass, how about pro choice.

sexhaver:

a team in last year’s robotics class forgot to comment out a line of joke code so during the final their robot completed the assigned task in autonomous mode, stopped directly in front of the professor, printed “HEADED HOME, MOTHERFUCKERS” to its LCD, and drove back to base

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the day i smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home i own, i might just shed a tear cuz I’ll know i finally made it

(Source: madbootyscientist, via stoneybarbie)

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